S**t Julie Says.

No joke, probably one of the best compliments I have ever received is when my friend Jules told me I am exactly like her when she was a 20-something. She is kind, open minded, talented and seriously... funny as all hell. So, with the appearance of all these

"Shit blanks say/ Shit blanks say to blanks"


videos that have invaded the internet, I have decided to share my own version with you!

• It was sad to hear that Demi Moore is losing custody of Ashton Kutcher. 
• Can you die from constipation? I'm a little worried with how full of shit some people are. 
• When people walk away from you, let them go. Your destiny is never tied to anyone who leaves you, and it doesn't mean they are bad people......It just means that their part in your story is over. 
• Oh. My. Gourd. Becky, look at her squash. It is so big. She looks like, one of those organic farmer's girlfriends. 
• I'm about to get in the middle of some girl-on-girl action with Aunt Jemima and Mrs. Butterworth. 
• Lazy Rule #33: If ice falls, kick it under the fridge. 
• The awkward moment when you set something down for a second and it disappears off the face of the earth...... 
• Don't confuse my personality and my attitude because my personality is ME and my attitude depends on YOU. 
• The only people who like drunk people are other drunk people.
• wag more. bark less.
• I should run for political office just to see what kind of scandalous dirt they dig up. It would be nice to piece together my twenties.
• There's a very short list of things you can have in your hand while running without looking crazy.
• I saw this dude walking down the street dressed as a woman, pushing a pitbull in a baby stroller. Either he's on drugs or I am.